About Me

The Opera Singer Who

Jumped Into His Dinner

“Ooh, this spaghetti is slippery, sloppy and very floppy”

AUTHOR INFORMATION

After reading an article about a matador, I was inspired to write The Matador Who Ran Away From The Spider.  About a matador in Spain, the piece briefly mentioned that she was scared of spiders.  I thought this was hilarious .. and it’s the punchline to my first funny rhyme .. “Perreras is used to fighting huge creatures as a bullfighter.  But then he’s scared of such a tiny spider!”

And .. around the same time I woke up and found that something had bitten me.  There was a Huntsman spider living above our front door, inside the house, could it have been him?

The Matador Who Ran Away From The Spider, is the first in a series of educational, yet funny bedtime stories for kids.  My twin nephews, whom I was constantly trying to entertain – Jayden and Harrison, motivated me to write the stories. 

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Spain, Italy, Austria, America and Australia: Five countries are waiting for your child to explore and discover.  With the most diverse, funny and enjoyable characters .. to share their journey. 

From bullfighting to fishing, these quirky and funny bedtime stories for kids show the culture and activities that are popular in those countries.

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The Matador Who Ran Away From The Spider

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